bromancing-the-stone:

cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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What a horrible way to die.

papiuwu:

me:*fails a quiz*                                                                                                 drake: i’m just sayin you could do better                                                           me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

My therapist just told me a joke.

theswearingmime:

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

FUCK

notwifi:

i hate when people assume shit. just ask me and i’ll tell you

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

skepticalmoose:

avoiding viruses on tumblr:

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itscalledfashionlookitup:

"Can you promo me?"

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tagged: +ivan lord 

dutchster:

trying to sleep during the summer

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