waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
memeguy-com:

A helpful guide

memeguy-com:

A helpful guide

apokelypse:

leowithani:

apokelypse:

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

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This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth

Anonymous asked: BBY YOU LIKE FAIRY TAIL

YES I LOVE IT WHO ARE YOU

wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

 

sha-ka-brah:

the-11-doctor:

thisfuturemd:

brigwife:



Romanticized vs. Realistic

as a member of Scotland I can confirm

Canada Romanticized:

Canada Realistic:

 

sha-ka-brah:

the-11-doctor:

thisfuturemd:

brigwife:

image

Romanticized vs. Realistic

as a member of Scotland I can confirm

Canada Romanticized:

Canada Realistic:

me with daddie during a thunderstorm

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*